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Itchy New Head Scratchers

Here are the latest Head Scratcher inductees into our Name Shame Hall of Fame. Each name violates one or more rules of good naming and is hard to spell, pronounce, remember, meaningless or just doggone annoying.

IN A CATEGORY ALL ITS OWN:
Doggie Diaper
Poochie Pants
Tinkle Trousers
Peepers
Bitch Britches

RANDOM NAMES:

Quantum of Solace (The next James Bond film – sure, 12 year old boys will get this)
Evventa Oscillococcinum (Their lame ad: Tough to pronounce. Even tougher on your flu.)
Quel Objet Oztion
Little WoWo (I’ll let you figure this one out)
Bella Cabosse (chocolate)
Zerran
Mzinga (Swahili for beehive)

Thanks to John Luckett, Erika Taylor, Alex Gramling, Maryam Ayyash and Matt Sterne for sending these in. Keep ’em coming!

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