Why Our Phone Never Stops Ringing

What gives Eat My Words an edge over other naming firms?

  • Our names have proven ROI
  • Our names are incredibly likeable and build instant affinity for brands
  • We have an unmatched portfolio of conceptual names and taglines
  • The most prestigious branding and naming firms in the country have relied on EMW as their go-to resource for creative names
  • We are ideal for naming consumer products, because we don’t just understand the target – we usually are the target
  • We don’t mangle, force or clip words to form names
  • We make the entire process fun and painless
  • We think strategically and ask smart questions
  • We are incredibly prolific
  • We are punctual, reliable, and always over-deliver
  • We have free client parking
  • We throw legendary parties
  • We make you rich
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