EMW Names

Here's a quick glance at some of the names that Eat My Words has created:


  • JAZZED (dating website)
  • BREAKTHR0UGH (mental health website)
  • TWO DEGREES ("feed a hungry child" nutrition bars)
  • MEET THE PARENTS (Hotel Vitale's wedding rehearsal dinner)
  • SHOWER TOGETHER (Hotel Vitale's co-ed wedding shower.)
  • BLOODY MARRIED (Hotel Vitale's post wedding brunch)
  • LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL (Hotel Vitale's post wedding bar rental)
  • ENTOURAGE RATE (Hotel Vitale's "group discount" rate)
  • SMITTEN (ice cream)
  • GEARNUTS (music gear website)
  • IMAGINEERING (coaching)
  • NAIL FRAUD (stickers that look like nail polish)
  • CO-PILOT (training system for parents to teach kids to ski)
  • HOSE CANDY (colored "tube toy" for hot rods)
  • I HAVE A BEAN (coffee co. that hires ex-offenders)
  • REVOLUTIONARY ROAD (innovative auto parts)
  • MONA LISA STYLE (website for merchandising clothing)
  • MONITOR LIZARD (Web security)
  • VENUE (website offering luxury goods on installment)
  • BRAIN THAW (creative marketing company)
  • LEFTOVERS (tasteful found furnishings)
  • SPOON ME (frozen yogurt chain)
  • NEATO (home cleaning robot)
  • BLOOM (energy drink for women)
  • HAND JOB (nail salon for men in the Castro)
  • THE BRA SPA (California bra boutique)
  • MOONDANCE (iPod clock radio with mood lighting)
  • FRIGID (gourmet ice cream store)
  • ANGELPOINTS (charity rewards website)
  • POTION (PR firm with a unique formula)
  • BACKBEAT (hip headphones)
  • EAT MY DUST (commercial cleaning service)
  • THE POT LADY (San Francisco "container gardener")
  • MONKEY DUNKS (gourmet dips for kids)
  • CAKE FINANCIAL (social investing website)
  • SWINGSET KITCHENS (makers of healthy food for kids)
  • DASH (travel make up kit for Gap)
  • DIZZYWOOD (virtual world for kids)
  • EXPRESSIONIST (sleek PC speakers)
  • HALOGEN GUIDES (buying guides for millionaires)
  • MEZZMERIZE (Middle Eastern restaurant)
  • MIXIN' VIXENS (all-female bartending service)
  • MUDD PUPPIES (brownies)
  • ALTIMETER GROUP (precision consulting)
  • PINCH (affordable catering service)
  • SECOND WIND (a "sex-over-sixty" business)
  • SIDEKICKS (fruit salsas)
  • STUFF A SOCK IN IT (Laundromat)
  • WAVELENGTH (forum for top companies and social entrepreneurs)