Dream Jobs
We know. Sitting around doing bong hits all day while getting paid to dream up clever names sounds even cooler than being an ice cream taster for Ben & Jerry’s. It is. And if you think you are God’s gift to naming, we invite you to take our Namer Test… Send us 20  names for a sleek new portable speaker that fits in the palm of your hand. It’s small, powerful, wireless, and comes in a range of groovy colors. You can take it to the beach, to the office, or anywhere you want to play your music.
5 BIG TIPS

  1. Your names should follow our style of highly conceptual names – look in our Portfolio for examples.
  2. We love metaphorical names. (e.g. Gumdrop, Gypsy, Troubadour)
  3. Try short song titles (e.g. Beach Baby, Ramblin’ Man)
  4. Don’t use descriptive words (e.g. Speak, Sound, Palm)
  5. To greatly increase your odds, before you send your names, make sure they pass our SMILE & SCRATCH Test
5 LITTLE RULES

  1. Send 20 names in the body of an email to speakernames @eatmywords.com.
  2. Do not CC or directly email anyone by name at Eat My Words, not even our Mail Chimp.
  3. No attachments, including resumes or photos of body parts.
  4. Do not “check in” with us after you send the names. Trust us, we got them and will be in touch if we love them.
  5. Name submissions become the property of Eat My Words.