Product, and Service Names
How to get our signature naming style
Whether we come up with names for you or Alexandra teaches you how to make a name for yourself, if you follow our advice, you’ll end up with an awesome name that people can spell, pronounce, and remember.
That’s what makes Eat My Words’ names so desirable.
There are number of ways to work with us. Look below to find out what melts your butter.
How Do You Want To Work With Us?
We Do It For You
Our founder, Alexandra Watkins, author of the brand name bible, Hello, My Name Is Awesome, works on every naming project personally, so you can be assured that you’re doing business with the leading authority on brand names with buzz.
Business Naming Services
Your company name will last longer and get used more than any other investment you make in your business. That’s why it’s worthwhile to invest in a name that will stand the test of time. Discover what makes our style of names so powerful and why you should only hire a naming firm or branding agency with a creative company name.
Product Naming Services
You’ve invested endless time and resources into creating a phenomenal product. Don’t diminish its chances of success by giving it a name that’s weak or troublesome. Your product deserves a name that’s as great as it is. Amazon, Coca-Cola, Twitter, and Google hire Eat My Words to name products and services. And you can, too.
We will happily do emotionally-driven taglines and catchy slogans for any names that we create. Or if you already have a business name and and need a tagline or slogan to help position or promote your company, we can brainstorm a range of creative ideas. Clever taglines we’ve created include: “Indulgence in a nutshell,” for Oregon Hazelnuts; “Crazy for popcorn” for Pop Psychology; and “Worshippers Welcome,” for the Church of Cupcakes.
Monetized Merch & Brand Extensions
Our brand extension capabilities include creative names for social media handles, blogs, newsletters, conference rooms, job titles, marketing materials, business awards, and service packages. We can also can help monetize your name with clever slogans for branded merch that your target audience will eat up, like “Shut up and Spoon Me!” t-shirts for Spoon Me frozen yogurt stores. Imagine CUSTOMERS PAYING YOU to advertise your brand for you!
Fun Size™ (must qualify)
Are you a solopreneur or bootstrapping business who would kill to have one of our awesome signature style names but aren’t capable of paying our corporate prices of $15,000 – $49,000? Providing you meet her criteria, you can work directly with our prolific founder, Alexandra “Baconator” Watkins, for a fraction of what we are paid by companies including Google, Coca-Cola, and
NOTE: Alexandra only has availability for one or two Fun Size projects a month, so if you want to work with her, click below now for more details.
Pro Review of Your AI-generated Names
ChatGPT and AI tools can generate a ridiculous number of names, but they can’t tell you which ones (if any) are the most optimal from the view of a naming professional. And you won’t know which names will prove problematic down the road. Make sure you choose the right name and don’t make a regrettable mistake. Book a Pro Name Review with the author of the leading book on brand names, our founder Alexandra Watkins. After your call, you’ll know what your top 3 name choices are, and you’ll have the confidence you need to move forward or take a step back. And she’ll give you some excellent tools to make coming up with names much easier, should you want to come up with more. Do not pull the trigger on a name until you have the human name expert give it the green light.
Learn From The Woman Who Wrote THE Book on Brand Names
Thousands of people around the world have learned to create memorable brand names by following the step-by-step process created by our founder, Alexandra Watkins, author of Hello, My Name Is Awesome: How To Create Brand Names That Stick. Utilizing her proven tools and techniques, Alexandra makes it fun and easy to make a name for yourself.
Corporate clients have two ways of working with Alexandra – bring her to facilitate a half-day workshop where your team will name one of your products in real time. Or, have her train your organization with a customized online course and coaching program, which can include naming one of your products and learning to build group consensus.
Individuals can also enroll in Alexandra’s popular online course and coaching program, where they can work with her directly to develop powerful names and taglines.
Half Day Naming Workshops
Our founder, brand name expert Alexandra Watkins will lead your team of 5 or more people in an exciting half day naming workshop where you will follow a proven process to ideate names for one of your products or services in real time. Learn best practices, get new brainstorming tools and techniques, ideate names, discover how to evaluate names objectively, and build consensus so you end up with the right name, not the name that’s met with the least resistance.
6-Week Training for In-house Teams
A marriage of her Naming Workshop and Online Course and Coaching program, Alexandra can create a custom training for your product, innovation, or marketing team where they will take a deep dive into what makes or breaks a name, how to brainstorm like a pro, and how to evaluate names so you end up with right name, not the name that’s met with the least resistance. Attendees receive goodie boxes and weekly surprise packages.
Speaking Engagements & Lectures
Alexandra’s engaging presentations on brand names have delighted audiences at the NASDAQ Entrepreneurial Center, Startup Grind, Collision, Brandstorm, Endeavor, and more. She is a popular guest lecturer and has presented to thousands of MBA students at prestigious universities including UC Berkeley, Dartmouth, USC, INSEAD and Stanford, the latter which has had her speak 10 times.
Naming Course & Private Coaching
Alexandra’s fun and fruitful online course and coaching program, How To Create Super Sticky Brand Names, will show you how to develop professional-quality business and product names that get noticed and get sales. This easy-to-follow framework features colorful lessons that will keep you engaged the entire time. And you’ll be able to work with her directly on your calls together.
Since we know you’re going to ask, our full service corporate naming service prices range from $15,000 – $49,000 and are based on your project scope, timing, trademark registration landscape, domain requirements, business objectives, and number of rounds your brand requires. If you’re good with that, you can get the party started right here.
If you are an unfunded company with less than $1M in revenue, time permitting we offer a Fun Size™ package, which is priced at $5,000.