Are you creative enough to be an Eat My Words namer? Take the test.

Posted by Alexandra Watkins on July 1, 2008

Dreaming up names can be a blast if you have talent. Of course the names created by Eat My Words aren’t your typical trainwrecks resembling encrypted passwords that some naming firms pass off as “creative.” Our names actually have concepts behind them. For instance, a chain of frozen yogurt stores named Spoon Me, an all-natural energy drink for women named Bloom, a home-cleaning robot named Neato, and gourmet dips for kids named Monkey Dunks. The visually evocative names we create make strong emotional connections with consumers and are instantly likable, which make them easier to remember than mangled, forced, and seemingly meaningless names. Easier said than done. If you think you have skills, we invite you to take our Namer Test…send us your top 20 names for a cool new external hard drive that stores an enormous amount of data. (Send names in an email to dreamjobs @ eatmywords.com. No attachments, please.) If your style matches are style, you’ll hear back from us. To give you a head start, here are examples of some name submissions we have loved, and some that didn’t exactly melt our butter…

WINNING NAMES:
Reservoir Dog
Doppleganger
Zoo Keeper
Candystore
Ice Box

NAMES THAT DIDN’T MELT OUR BUTTER AND WE SUSPECT MAY HAVE BEEN CREATED FOR $99 ON NAMETHIS.COM (See next posting.)
Archidata
Avast (and its smaller sibling, Avast Matey)
Basenji: No Bark, All Byte
Best Friend
BFF Storage
Big Byte
Brainage!
Brainbags
Brainbanquet
Brainbytes
Braincase
Brainchow
Brainfood
Brainkeeper
Brainpan
Brains
Brainstar
Carbon Space
Comp Closet
Darvian
Data Basement
Data Can
Data Child
Data Galore
Data Henchman
Data Tank
DataCache
DataCommand
Datacore
Datahog
Datakrzr
DataPool
DigiDrive
Dominidrive
Dream Maker Hard Drive
Drive Me Lots
Dyna Store
Encore: More Gigs
Eon
Exodata
Exodrive
Externomator
Food For Thought
Free Loader
Gig Bag
Giga-Gear
Glass Slipper
Gold Medal Storage
Gunther
Hyperbrain
Impulse Connect
Indie Shack
Intellidrive
King Storage
Loaded Parcel
Logos Data Drive
Magic Fingers
Mighty Special
Mutton Hut
Neocache
Nerdcity
Nerdstorage
Nerdstuff
Nerdvillage
Novodrive
Outside the Bore
Plan B
Plenty Of Room
Pocket Office
Port Knox
Portable File Cabinet
RAM-Rod
Requisite Receptacle
Reservoir
Revver Bank
Room To Spare
Save Me
Savvy Cache
Slender Storage
Speedy Stack
Spiffy Storage
Stocked!
Stor And Snore
Stor Em
Stor N Go
Symbiote: Hosts Wanted
Teracotta
Teraport
The Brain (which plugs in via the Brain Cord)
The Mobile Office
The Portable Office
SmartDrive
The Shingle
The Super Drive
Thoughttrapper
To-Go
Too Much Information
USB-Hive
Vital Volume
Warpdrive

Good luck!

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