I'll have the Blackened Sea Kitten please.

Posted by Alexandra Watkins on January 14, 2009

We love animals here at Eat My Words. In fact, we own a menagerie that includes dogs, cats, several goats and one really mean goose. However, we think PETA has gone a little overboard with their new Trout_sea_kittencampaign to change the name of fish to “sea kittens“. The thinking is that if we view them as fluffy aquatic purrmeisters we won’t indulge in their delicious, buttery, flaky, flavor-filled goodness.

However, just in case they want to extend the campaign. Here are some other renaming possibilities to get people off the meat wagon:

Chicken = Mini American Bald Eagles

Lamb = Billowy White Cloud Angels

Pork = Pen Pals

Beef = Barn Puppies

In a related story, there have been three sea kitten attacks off the coast of Australia in the past two days.

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