It’s bad enough that we get cupcake orders for a Toronto bakery named Eat My Words (dot org), but these kind of emails, which I get on a regular basis, really take the cake:
Subject: Order
I will like to know if you do carry kitchen sinks. Get back to me with the types and pricing for that if you have them in stock for sale. Advice if you accept credit card payment
Dude, our blog is named The Kitchen Sink but we don’t sell them. Try Home Depot.