Name It ASAP™ is an
affordable way to get
awesome names from
the boss lady, herself.

Save $500 through May 31, 2020

Your brand name will last longer and get used more than any other investment you make in your business. Getting it right is the foundation of a good brand. Getting wrong can be disastrous.

• A name with a tortured spelling will forever torture everyone who gets it wrong
• A hard-to-pronounce name will alienate potential customers
• A “cre8t.iv” domain name will forever hurt you (and your pride)
• A name with a hidden meaning will be lost on everyone but you
• A weakly coined name will say, “we didn’t give this much thought”
• A unnaturally coined name will look painfully forceified
• A name based on a foreign language won’t translate into sales
• An unapproachable name will drive potential customers to competitors
• A tame name will fade into the background instead of standing out
• A copycat name will open you up to trademark infringement
• A trendy name will quickly become dated
• A forgettable name won’t lead to word-of-mouth sales
• A frustrating name will cause you to constantly apologize for it
• A lifetime of apologizing for your name will devalue and erode your brand

You can’t afford a costly mistake. But you can afford to work with Eat My Words.

Our clients, including Coca-Cola, Google, and Twitter, pay Eat My Words up to $50,000 for full service name development packages. But we know that even our lowest priced package of $15,000 is waaaay out of reach for most small businesses and shoestring entrepreneurs. And most people don’t have weeks and weeks to wait for name suggestions. They need a name ASAP!

That’s why we created Name It ASAP. This personalized package offers a highly affordable way for entrepreneurs to personally work with our prolific founder, Alexandra Watkins, author of THE book on brand names, Hello, My Name Is Awesome, and the leading authority on how to create brand names that stick. 

This service is an affordable solution that allows almost anyone to get a range of high-quality, high-value, “Eat My Words-caliber” name ideas for a fraction of what it costs to hire our team for a full service engagement.

Now through May 31st, this package is being offered at a $500 discount.

You’ll get creative name suggestions, a highly-productive brainstorming session, live video recording, tips, and more.

When you book a supercharged one-on-one Name It ASAP package, you will be engaged with Alexandra throughout the entire process. Here’s what she will do for you:
• Invite you to a private 90-minute Zoom call/screen share session
• Give you the official Eat My Words’ Creative Brief for you to complete
• Study your naming challenges and learn about your business
• Brainstorm a range of creative name ideas for you in advance
• Tap into the vast archives of name lists she’s created for 15+ years
• Share her expert opinion and advice on the names you’ve come up with
• Provide a completely customized one-on-one online brainstorming session
• Give you a mini-master class in how to create and evaluatle names
• Reveal her top-secret online brainstorming resources (which are not listed in her book)
• Provide a personalized, world-class education on how to generate names on your own
• Suggest ideas for creative taglines, job titles, and more (time permitting)
• Offer creative marketing and merchandise ideas (time permitting)
• Create a personalized document with all of the names and brainstorming links from your call, along with other brainstorming sources you may not have had time to tap
• Send you a video of your live session to help you remember brainstorming techniques Alexandra showed you
• Happily introduce you to her trademark experts, designers, and more!

Enjoy a wildly colorful and transformational experience.

At least 48 hours before your live session, you’ll provide background information on your brand. This will allow Alexandra to get up to speed on your challenge and brainstorm some names for you in advance.

During your supercharged session, Alexandra will give you her professional opinion on any names you’ve come up with on your own. (Some names that you think are duds may be diamonds in the rough, which Alexandra may be able to work with.)

Next, Alexandra will reveal a selection of creative names that she’s came up with in advance. She’ll ask for your feedback on these so she has a good feel for what names and words melt your butter.

Then the fun begins . . . Alexandra will pull back the curtain and show you how she works her magic. Based on your unique needs, she will give you a completely customized creative experience. She’ll show you her best brainstorming tools, including secret sources so valuable to her that she didn’t reveal them in her book. And while she’s “namestorming,” you’ll be learning how you can do it on your own. 

By the end of your session, you’ll have fresh name ideas and the knowledge, tools, and confidence to move forward.

Your package also includes a personalized document with the names and custom brainstorming links from your session so you can continue on your own.

Check out the names Alexandra has come up with faster than you can eat a donut…

Social Climber (climbing gym)
Fork Stork (restaurant delivery)
Steakout (steakhouse takeout)
Stunt Double (men’s athleisure brand)
Puppy Butler (dog sitting)
Made You Look (eyeglass store) 
Reality Check (background check co.)
Selfie Skin (skincare brand for teens)
Hand Job (nail spa)
Numberyard (accountant)
Compose Yourself (DIY flower arranging) 
Flockstar (clothing brand) 
Leak Frog (gasket company)
Scenic Drive (vinyl wraps for cars)
Humankind (human-grade pet food)

Red Snapper (photography services)
Home Team (home repair service)
Rank Dynamics (search engine tech co.)
Nice Package (men’s style box service)
Sweet Dreams (natural sweetener)
Sugar Sherpa (food coach)
Lightbox Libraries (custom stock photos)
Food Addiction Reset (nutrition coach)
Peppermint Pedi (sugar scrub)
Unstuff Yourself (weight loss program)
Call Glenn Again (handyman business)
Good Measure (employee performance)
The Bra Spa (bra fitting salon)
The Pot Lady (container gardener)
Streaming Style (clothing on demand)

See What Clients Are Saying

“Alexandra was smart, engaging, and fun! She did a ton of preliminary research and naming based on my initial info. She shared all her secret tools and really took the time to understand exactly what I was looking for. It was definitely worth the time and money.”
– Jerett Turner

“Alexandra is extremely creative and she brought a lot of energy to the process. In the end, she helped us to come up with a great name.”
– Mark Cramer

So many people told me not to pay a company to name my business – I wasted at least six months. I should’ve gone to Alexandra right away.

“Alexandra instantly understood what my business was about, the target demographic, how to appeal to them, the mood, the tone She just “GOT IT” and saved me so much time and effort and energy. So many people told me not to pay a company to name my business – I wasted at least six months. I should’ve gone to Alexandra right away.” 
– Paula Bennett

“This is a fantastic service!
You get a ton of value for the price.

“This is a fantastic service! You get a ton of value for the price. On top of the names that Alexandra came up with, she provided me with great ideas for editing, branding, and marketing my book and business.”
– Adrienne Bellehumeur

 “If you are a new product manager, director of a business unit or start-up entrepreneur, make the investment to hire Alexandra to help you come up with memorable name ideas. The proprietary process she has created and used productively with many businesses makes miracles happen. It did for my new management training business. As a result of engaging her with her in the creative process, you will experience the joy and the wonder of witnessing a new birth. And your brand will be ready for takeoff.” 
– Roy Young

Expect very unique and memorable names.

“It was great working with Alexandra who has an uncanny ability to jump start any product or business naming process. Expect very unique and memorable names.”
– Andrew Sofie

“Alexandra is a genius – she may well be the quickest AND the most creative genius I’ve ever met!”
– David Lortscher

 “Alexandra was most helpful on our call helping us break a deadlock on some name options. She did her homework and in just a short hour came up with some wonderful options. We used the online tools she gave us to further vet out other options on the table. I would highly recommend her to any entrepreneur before they make the mistake of choosing a real bad name.”
– Alex Frost

“Alexandra managed to help me very effectively and very quickly. I needed to have a business name quickly for a business we needed to get up and running. She was genuinely interested in knowing about my business and my clients and what my new business stands for. She was friendly and very easy to work with.”
– Garth Davis

I would highly recommend her to any entrepreneur before
they make the mistake of choosing a real bad name.”

“My session with Alexandra was even better than I expected. After a few minutes of talking, she was able to get a clear sense of what I wanted to accomplish and within moments created a perfect tagline for my business. Her intuitive and strategic style creates magic!”
– Rebecca Farrar

Alexandra was helpful in wrangling the process and the conversation. As the business owner, I knew it would be important to invite colleagues to the naming session who have worked with me for a long time and really know my business. It was a successful session and we appreciated the guidance.”
– Dana Wright

Your name will be seen and used more than any other part of your business. Don’t blow it!

Xobni, Speecees, Oooooc, Bawte, Cuil, and del.icio.us are just a handful of failed companies who had names that dragged them down. They didn’t realize that their “creative” names would hurt them.

A name should make you smile, instead of scratch your head. Every time you have to help someone spell, pronounce or understand your name, you are essentially apologizing for it. And that devalues your brand.

If you don’t know what you’re doing, you won’t see the pitfalls. Book this package today and you won’t go at this blindly.

Purchase this entire package for only $2500 the limited-time price of just $2000.

Alexandra’s clients, including Coca-Cola, Google, and Twitter, pay Eat My Words up to $50,000 for full service name development packages. While she loves working with big companies, she has a heart for people starting businesses because she’s done it herself and knows how much work it is.

For years, the price of a private Name It ASAP package has been $2500. As you can see by the testimonials below, it is well worth the investment.

With the financial hardship people are facing because of the pandemic, Alexandra knows $2500 is out of reach for many people right now.

Through May 31st, the price of a Name It ASAP package has been reduced $500 to just $2000. And for the first time ever, we are taking credit cards. It’s never been easier or more affordable to work with Eat My Words.

To get a name for your business as soon as this week, just click the blue button below to get on Alexandra’s calendar. (If you don’t see a time that works for you, just shoot her an email at alexandra@eatmywords.com and let her know what time zone you’re in and she will make it work for you.)

Hurry and book your session now before the price increases.

What’s it worth to you to have a name that you will love forever instead of forever regret?

Book your session today for only $2500 the limited-time price of just $2000.

Think about how many times someone will see or say your business name. This is not something you want to skimp on or do on your own if you are stuck creatively. You can’t afford to get it wrong. You can’t afford to wait. But you can afford $2000 for the investment of a lifetime.

To get a name for your business as soon as this week, just click the blue button below to get on her calendar. (If you don’t see a time that works for you, just shoot Alexandra an email at alexandra @ eatmywords.com and let her know what time zone you’re in and she will make it work for you.)

WAIT! Don’t go! If you don’t pay for a name now, you will end up paying for it later. A troublesome name will cost you customers and hurt sales.

Remember, getting wrong your name wrong can be disastrous. Have you stopped to really think about how long your name will last and what you and your potential customers are facing if your name is troublesome? Consider this…

• A name with a tortured spelling will forever torture everyone who gets it wrong
• A hard-to-pronounce name will alienate potential customers
• A “cre8t.iv” domain name will forever hurt you (and your pride)
• A name with a hidden meaning will be lost on everyone but you
• A weakly coined name will say, “we didn’t give this much thought”
• A unnaturally coined name will look painfully forceified
• A name based on a foreign language won’t translate into sales
• An unapproachable name will drive potential customers to competitors
• A tame name will fade into the background instead of standing out
• A copycat name will open you up to trademark infringement
• A trendy name will quickly become dated
• A forgettable name won’t lead to word-of-mouth sales
• A frustrating name will cause you to constantly apologize for it
• A lifetime of apologizing for your name will devalue and erode your brand

Grab your credit card and get this $2000 package today before the price shoots back up to $2500.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who is a good fit for Name It ASAP?
Small business owners and consultants who want awesome name ideas in a hurry.

Who isn’t a good fit for this service?
Anyone who needs a brand name for a company or product in an extremely challenging trademark area, for instance software or health care. Also, larger companies, who need more extensive name development, trademark work, and attention from Alexandra.

How many people can be on a call?
It’s recommended that no more than 2 people are on the call and that one of them is the “designated driver.” The fewer the number, the more you’ll maximize your time because you won’t spend time discussing the name ideas with each other.

What is the best way for me to prep for my call?
If you haven’t done so already, it’s suggested that you read (or at least skim) the first three breezy chapters of Alexandra’s book, Hello, My Name is Awesome. She recently did a Name It ASAP call with two clients who had not read her book and she ended up spending a good chunk of their time explaining the pitfalls of a lot of names they came up with on their own. 

How can I maximize my time with Alexandra?
To give Alexandra as much creative leeway as possible, provide all of the background information you’re asked for in advance, including any names you’ve come up with on your own and any words you might want to explore having in your new name. 

How does Alexandra prep for my call?
She will need at least 48 hours to study your background information, review the names you’ve come up with on your own, and generate a solid list of starter names.

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