Work directly with the woman who literally wrote the book on brand names and save 50% today.

Do you see how much hair Alexandra has? It’s because she never pulls it our trying to come up with brand names. She has been creating kickass names for nearly 20 years and she can do the same for you. And best of all, you’ll only pay half price though May 31st, 2023.

No other investment you make in your business will last longer and get used more than your brand name. The impact of a well-crafted name cannot be underestimated. It will maximizes your success, instantly make your brand shine, and help you gain market share.

Conceiving and choosing a brand name without any professional input can cost you dearly and damage your brand. Plus, spinning your wheels trying to come up with catchy brand names can be a fruitless and frustrating process that can put you behind schedule.

A more efficient use of your time, which will result in a faster time to market, is to hire a professional. Not just anyone who calls themselves a professional namer though. Your greatest chance of naming sucess is to collaborate with an industry powerhouse. Specifically, Alexandra Watkins, the creative force behind Eat My Words and many of the names in our unmatched portfolio of creative names.

Our clients, including Coca-Cola, Google, and Twitter, pay Eat My Words up to $50,000 for full service name development packages. But we know that even our $15,000 full service package is out of reach for many small businesses and shoestring entrepreneurs, especially during a bad economy.

That’s why we created Name It ASAP. This personalized package is priced at just $5000 $2500 through May 31st and offers an affordable way to get help and professional guidance from our prolific founder, Alexandra Watkins. As the author of the definitive guide on brand names, “Hello, My Name Is Awesome: How To Create Brand Names That Stick,” she is widely recognized as the foremost authority on creating unforgettable brand names that get noticed and get sales.

This service allows you to get a range of high-quality, high-value, Eat My Words-caliber name ideas for just a fraction of what it costs to hire our team for a full service engagement. And unlike our full service clients, you’ll learn pro tricks to come up with more names on your own.

You’ll get creative name suggestions, a highly-productive brainstorming session, live video recording, tips, and more.

When you book a supercharged one-on-one Name It ASAP package, you will be engaged with Alexandra throughout the entire process. Here’s what she will do for you:
• Give you the official Eat My Words’ Creative Brief for you to complete
• Study your naming challenges and learn about your business
• Set up a call with you to go over any questions before she dives in (if necessary)
• Brainstorm creative name ideas for you in advance
• Tap into the vast archives of name lists she’s created for 18+ years
• Facilitate a private 90-minute Zoom call/screen share session for you and one other team member
• Present you with 30+ 50+ human-generated creative name choices
• Share her expert opinion and advice on the names you’ve come up with
• Provide a completely customized one-on-one online brainstorming session
• Reveal top-secret online brainstorming resources not listed in her book
• Provide personalized guidance on how to generate names on your own
• Suggest ideas for creative taglines, job titles, and more (time permitting)
• Create a personalized document with all of the names and brainstorming links, along with other brainstorming sources you may not have had time to tap into
• Share the names of her super-affordable trademark screener, trademark attorney, and other experts you may need to help launch your business

Some of the names Alexandra
has come up with during 
Name It ASAP sessions:

Expect a transformational and fun creative experience.

At least one week before your live session, you’ll provide background information on your brand using the official Eat My Words’ Creative Brief. This will allow Alexandra to get up to speed on your challenge and brainstorm in advance. (She will set up a call with you if she has any questions before she starts.)

During your supercharged session, Alexandra will give you her professional opinion on any names you’ve come up with on your own. (She can always spot a diamond in the rough, which Alexandra may be able to turn into gems.)

Next, she will reveal 30+ 50+ creative names that she’s came up with in advance. She’ll ask for your feedback on them, so she can see what you like and explore more names for you on the call if you like. Then Alexandra will pull back the curtain and show you how she works her magic.

Based on your unique needs, she will give you a customized creative experience. You’ll get access to her best brainstorming tools, including secret sources so valuable to her that she doesn’t reveal them in her book or masterclass. (Even if you spend the whole call talking about the names she came up with for you, she’ll still send you her best brainstorming resources.)

By the end of your session, you’ll have fresh name ideas and the knowledge, tools, and confidence to move forward. And if none of the names Alexandra comes up with for you make you smile or melt your butter, your money will be refunded. That’s how confident she is in her work.

Your package also includes a personalized document with the names and custom brainstorming links from your session.

See What Clients Are Saying

“Alexandra was smart, engaging, and fun! She did a ton of preliminary research and naming based on my initial info. She shared all her secret tools and really took the time to understand exactly what I was looking for. It was definitely worth the time and money.”
– Jerett Turner

“Alexandra instantly understood what my business was about, the target demographic, how to appeal to them, the mood, the tone She just “GOT IT” and saved me so much time and effort and energy. So many people told me not to pay a company to name my business – I wasted at least six months. I should’ve gone to Alexandra right away.” 
– Paula Bennett

“It was great working with Alexandra who has an uncanny ability to jump start any product or business naming process. Expect very unique and memorable names.”
– Andrew Sofie

Alexandra was most helpful on our call helping us break a deadlock on some name options. She did her homework and in just a short hour came up with some wonderful options. We used the online tools she gave us to further vet other options on the table. I would highly recommend her to any entrepreneur before they make the mistake of choosing a real bad name.”
– Alex Frost

“Alexandra managed to help me very effectively and very quickly. I needed to have a business name quickly for a business we needed to get up and running. She was genuinely interested in knowing about my business and my clients and what my new business stands for. She was friendly and very easy to work with.”
– Garth Davis

Purchase this package today and stop pulling your hair out.

Think about how many times someone will see or say your business name. The power of an awesome name is priceless. This is not something you want to skimp on or do on your own if you are stuck creatively. You can’t afford to get it wrong. But you can afford $5000 $2500 for the investment of a lifetime. To get a name for your product or company ASAP, just click the blue button below to get on Alexandra’s calendar right away. HURRY, this half-price offer is set to expire on May 31st, 2023

Frequently Asked Questions

What makes someone eligible for Name It ASAP? Are there any restrictions?
This “starter service” is primarily for individuals, micro businesses, and startups with revenue under $1M. Alexandra will occasionally turn down a request for a session if what she is naming doesn’t align with her interests, values, or what’s realistically possible in such a short amount of time, especially if you are in an extremely saturated trademark class.

What’s the best way to prepare for my session?
The more information you can include in your Creative Brief, the more productive and successful your session will be. Also, if you haven’t done so already, it’s suggested that you read (or at least skim) the first three breezy chapters of Alexandra’s book, Hello, My Name is Awesome.

How can I maximize my time with Alexandra?
To give Alexandra as much creative leeway as possible, provide all of the background information you’re asked for in advance, including any names you’ve come up with on your own and any words you might want to explore having in your new name. 

How does Alexandra prep for my call?
She will need at least one week to study your background information, review the names you’ve come up with on your own, dive into your her brainstorming sources, and create a solid list of at least 30 50 starter names. If she has questions before she starts, she’ll set up a quick call with you.

Will my names be trademark screened?
Due to the quick turnaround and low cost, the names presented to you will not have been screened for trademark conflicts, however there will definitely be names on your list that will clear. Alexandra has an excellent track record for getting names that get “Go” grades from her longtime go-to trademark screener. She will share his contact information with you after your session. He can screen your favorites names for you at a fraction of what you would pay attorney. And as a client of Alexandra’s, you won’t have to pay his $100 set up fee.

Will the domain names be available?
Again, due to the quick turnaround and low cost, domain names will not be screened. However, Alexandra is happy to suggest domain name modifier words for you. (No one expects new companies to have exact match domain name any more and having a modifier word in your name, e.g. Painting, will help search engines find you.)

What kind of payment is accepted?
Payment can be made via ACH bank transfer, paper check, or credit card via PayPal. (We request that you cover the 3% credit card transaction fee.)

What if I don’t like any of the names? Is there a guarantee?
While taste is of course subjective, Alexandra is so confident in her work and the hundreds of ​happy ​Name It ASAP ​clients she has worked with​, that if none of the names on your list make you smile, she will give you your money back. 

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