Secret Value Menu

Exclusively for small businesses on a shoestring budget.


Brainstorming for Your Brand

One-single payment.

  • Brand-Building Brainstorming Session with our prolific founder Alexandra Watkins. (60 mins)
  • Get a range of creative ideas for: names, taglines, domain names, social media handles, job titles, blog titles, newsletter titles, package names, logos, promotional ideas, marketing ideas, theme songs, and more.
  • Learn how to brainstorm like a boss from The Boss
  • Access secret idea resources not found in Alexandra’s book or professional naming course.


Awesome Names from Alexandra

2-month payment plan offered

  • Professional name development 
    from your own private name chef, Alexandra “Baconator” Watkins
  • Our signature Creative Brief to guide your name development
  • Kickoff Call with Alexandra to review your Creative Brief.
  • 50+ creative name choices for your new brand generated by Alexandra, not ChatGPT
  • 90-minute Interactive Live Call and Name Review Session, where you’ll discuss your names, Taglines, Domain Names, and more.
  • Name Review Meeting Notes & Zoom recording, plus all of your names, taglines, custom brainstorming links, and more.
  • Follow-up Call with Alexandra to help brainstorm ways for you to extend your new name with Taglines, Domain Names, Social Media Handles and more. (30 minutes)


Extra Helpings of Everything

2-month payment plan offered

  • Everything from Fun Size, plus:
  • 25+ additional names created by a second talented Eat My Words’ Name Chef (a real team member, not ChatGPT)
  • 30 additional minutes of Creative Time with Alexandra to use to have her brainstorm Job Titles, Marketing Ideas, Promotions, Theme Songs, and Slogans to monetize your name with merchandise. Tack this time onto your Name Review Session or Follow-Up Call.
  • Professional trademark knockout screens & report for your top 5 name choices.
  • 3 months of email support from Alexandra

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