Dollars to Donuts Value Menu

$5000

Work directly with Alexandra‘s talented Second Banana.

2-month payment plan offered


  • Professional name development and your own private name chef, Janice.
  • 50+ creative name choices for your new brand, inspired by your Creative Brief.
  • 90-minute Interactive Live Call and Name Review Session with your private name chef, where you’ll discuss your names, Taglines, Domain Names, and more.
  • Meeting Notes & Zoom recording, plus all of your names, taglines, custom brainstorming links, and more.
  • Professional trademark knockout screens on your top 5 name choices.

$8000

Work with Alexandra
“Baconator” Watkins.

2-month payment plan offered


  • Everything from Small Fry except your name chef is the Big Cheese herself, our prolific founder Alexandra Watkins.
  • Kickoff Call with Alexandra to review your Creative Brief.
  • 120 total minutes of Creative Time with Alexandra to discuss and rank your names, bounce ideas off of her, get more name suggestions.
  • Time for Alexandra to help brainstorm ways for you to extend your new name with
    Taglines, Domain Names, Social Media Handles
    and more. 
  • 3 months of email support

$9,000

More creative time, more choices, and a signed book. 

2-month payment plan offered


  • Everything from Fun Size
  • A second Eat My Words’ Name Chef + more names.
  • Your choice of professionally created: Taglines; Blog Names; OR Newsletter Names
  • 150 total minutes of Creative Time with Alexandra where she can brainstorm ways for you to extend and support your new name with Job Titles, Marketing Ideas, Promotions, Theme Songs, and Slogans to monetize your name with merchandise.
  • Free Brand Protection Call with Indie Law
  • 25% off all future services

How strong is your brand name?